She got the pipe

Ted Cruz is getting his just chunky soups.

As General Petraeus once said, “I’m all in.”

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

just needs to install a fire pit 

The life of a repo man is always intense.

Eh, I’m of two minds with this. I agree it shouldn’t be trivialized or sensationalized, but if approached correctly it could be good. I grew up with physical and sexual abuse and I think if I hadn’t believed I was the only one going through something similar (or that it was a bad reflection on me and my family - like…

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

More than kind of, but: I think the piece makes the context pretty clear, if accurately reported. Pie was thrown. Then words were spoken. Then Johnson started throwing punches. For the most part neither getting pied nor getting verbally assaulted are considered justifications for starting a fist-fight, and if the…

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

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Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

Cooking shows and cookbooks grossly underestimate the cooking time and simplicity of nearly every recipe. On TV, your average chef is working in a spacious, spotless kitchen, with all necessary tools nearby (no busting out the blender from the attic because there’s no cabinet space), and every onion and clove of…

Pilot - “Good luck.”

Noun: hoonbilly. Verb: yee-hoon(ing). Adj: hazzardous.

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

I was 100% with you til your last line.

I was there. Thankfully, the facility management forgot to lock the ice storage machines near the concession stands. After the second quarter I saw people looting what appeared to be ten pound bags of ice without hesitation. Guys were walking around with the bags on their heads and shoulders trying to cool down.