(Gas Prices in) The South Shall Rise Again!

“Jerick McKinnon and Matt Asiata”

Hair Führer

Donald Trump, you’re his only hope (for a pardon.) No wonder he’s working so hard to elect Hair Führer.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

There is literally nothing more “for-show politics” than passing a completely unenforceable law targeting transgender people and the bathrooms they use in order to stir up your religious conservative voting base.

Charlie Sheen is the name that has repeatedly come up over the years in reference to this.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Typical management bullshit. At the end of the day, they’ll still ‘just’ be building cars. Not that it’s a bad thing, just stick to what you’re good at and do it well. Sounds like they should do a little housecleaning and get rid of the staff who literally has nothing better to do than sit around in meetings and…

It’s journalistic quicksand for a moderator at a debate to step in and try to right every wrong or correct every comment.

But, you’d be the dopest Uber driver in the Del Boca Vista community.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Think of the fucking children man.

It’ll lead to a three-year, $40M deal with the Browns, where Brissett will put up a passer rating of 73.6 and be out of the league by 2020.

We all know Brissett will be fine with 3 days of practice and will go 32/34 with 378 yards and 6 TD against the Texans on Thursday because Belichick.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.