You won’t believe what your favorite childhood celebs look like now!

I *heard* Pierre McGuire talking. was I supposed to *see* him in this clip, too?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

He was charged with being in possession of an air gun, if I recall from the article.

This is sarcasm, right?

People can just paint the tip of their real gun orange.

Yep, there’s been nothing gun related in the news lately that would cause this kind of concern. Nothing at all. Nope. Not a thing.

But he’s hitting in Japanese, which is much more difficult.

Nobody should be thinking about Lost anymore.

Pete Rose can eat shit.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

I live in New England. Plastic rusts up here!

Can you prove it WASN’T aliens?

And after a year, you’re the guy who fought an ostrich for a year.
A horrific, terrifying year.

I’d prefer the back to back chase days, it gives you a good idea of when the next chase is (you get six whole days of partying before another chase!)

No one does. All questions you have about how to do something in Excel can usually be solved by 5 mins of Googling. And I’m a software developer by trade. . .

Every kind of meat at Taco Bell has a taste and especially texture that no chef or really good home cook could reproduce. They must be animals we haven't seen yet outside of the company's factory.

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.