Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

I’ve said it before, but I wish Jalopnik would do more with boats or a boat subblog. Most boating media is basically copy-paste PR bullshit. Which, as a somewhat a-typical boat owner and enthusiast, is a difficult pill to swallow. However, I am guessing that the market is simply not there.

My mom actually very actively discouraged Disney. I didn’t own any of the movies on VHS, was never allowed to watch them if they were on TV or whatever, and never had any princess paraphernalia (Barbies, for the record, were banned too). She made a point to explain why (not into the whole “princess waits for a man” or…

I think the point Andrew made in there was about operating cost. For vehicles that are supposed to be used commercially this is a significant consideration.

Mine’s filled with a bunch of useful stuff people could recover from the wreck, I’ve got:

I’m a consistent user of Modafinil. I suffer from Obstructive Sleep Apnea, and work a 90 hour week as a CTO in the fintech industry; I also suffer from crippling ADHD. I am not a fan of amphetamines, and thus I decided not to medicate as an adult (my mother also chose not to medicate me as a child, despite a very…

There wouldn’t be much force exerted on his neck, due to the lack of mass above it :)

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

I am so, so torn on issues like this. I work with people with criminal records and some of them have been the victims of harsh judicial systems and judges who didn’t care enough to actually craft a proper sentence. And so, going after a judge for being too lenient makes me feel very uncomfortable, like I’m betraying…

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Trump probably is pathological, but I guess I’m not so much shocked by his antics, as I am perplexed by those still falling for his BS.

At the Copa...Copacabana.

A lot these comments have said all that you need to hear. You will get over this, and the commenters have covered all the bases here. I just want to point out that, while this guy indeed sounds like a narcissistic weasel, one part of your long comment jumped out at me and particularly creeped me out and sent a shiver…

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Ah the old pinch and puke. This con takes me back to the 1940s

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

What if your paycheck already comes from back alley handjobs? Asking for a friend.