That was brutal. I’m not a big Mike Rowe fan, but I genuinely felt sorry for him watching that.

FTFY

Guy’s Canadian summer home’s town, where Moose Juice replaces the Donkey Sauce and everything gets burned to shit because Guy doesn’t know there’s a difference between Celsius and Fahrenheit

It’s an app that displays shirtless pictures of Elon on the Tesla’s interior display. That gives Tesla drivers something to do with their hands while the car is on autopilot.

I thought the two pieces on the side were for punching people. Those are also rings?

Don’t propose to someone who you’re not going to marry is a good idea too.

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

So I was watching an old episode of Top Gear while on a road trip this last weekend and noticed that they take a trip through a city called Penistone. I thought it was a joke so I looked it up on Google Maps and there is it was. Can you imagine living in a city called Penistone??

Punch onto others as they would punch onto you.

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

How can you be a beauty blogger when your repertoire consists solely of silver eye shadow and poorly drawn eyeliner?

Love this and for those hating on it saying “well its called a JOB. you do things you dont want to blah blah blah” seriously people? I think its time for a change. No one likes going to work uncomfortable and jobs in general should be enjoyable. Sticking to the whole “its a job and you must do what you’re told” state…

Instead of a PEBCAK error, it was a PEBSAW error. Just another idiot driver eliminating his genes from the pool. I’ve been driving 1 to 1.5 hours each way to work the last couple of weeks due to a temporary move. Used to have a ten minute commute. Interstate 4 in Florida is loaded with fun right now due to a massive…

Here in unsafe CA, there are long long long stretches of Hwy101 exactly like that, with cross traffic merging and turning across and onto the hwy. The speed limit in those areas are still 65 or 70mph. Essentially anything south of Gilroy.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

She looks really sharp in that first picture. I’m surprised that her boss had a problem with that.

Because it’s not a limited access interstate highway. It’s just a regular state highway that’s four lanes wide.

She should ground you for sharing too much information.

Well, it’s not a “lifelong” commitment for her.