Generally speaking you pay to HAVE your mother-law kidnapped. Not pay to have her returned. Or so I’ve been told by like a million Dateline episodes.

I used to have to travel to Sao Paulo frequently for my work, when I was with a large Fortune 500 company that had offices down there.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

Nuke it from orbit! It’s the only way to be sure…

It's like what a kid from today imagines a kid from the 80's thought today's cars would look like

Great, now there's a crack in it.

Worst Coacella lineup ever

You know, Christianity isn’t the problem, really. My hackles go up when the “fundamentalist” tag is added. I know plenty of rational, logical people who are church goers, they just don’t wear it on their sleeve, shove it down peoples’ throats, make a point of loudly judging everyone else, etc.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

I suppose this is the inevitable start of Tim Tebow’s political career.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

Obviously, SOMEBODY thought all of this was a good idea. I have deep concerns about that person.

Yeah. Can’t argue with this. It all seems like such a well-oiled machine, and even someone as influential as Sandusky doesn’t seem like he’d have the money and power to so efficiently scrub so hard, so regularly. This really feels like more than “people not wanting to stick their necks out for an abused kid in a way…

Boy oh boy.

My wife is from Central PA, didnt go to PSU nor did her relatives, yet they’re all “fans” of PSU even after the whole massive child molestation scandal because DURR!! FOOTBALL!!. They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt which makes me wretch every time I see the damn thing. It’s going in the fucking chimnea…

When I saw that face, I immediately thought of my mother in law watching LifeTime Sunday night movies back in the 1990s. They only had two movies on Sunday night. The Welfare mom who rose above and the righteous battered wife that murdered her abusive husband to save her family ending in a sober prison scene.…

The jokes on you, I lived in Ocala for 8 years, I know the Villages very well. Nothing like driving through the villages at night seeing old people in gold carts with panties on their heads. Old people hedonism is appalling and scary, but you can’t look away.

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated