Actually, manufacturers pay tens of thousands of dollars to dealers every month all the time.

It’s a kickback for having high CSI survey scores. Those tens of thousands of dollars are also why dealership employees are so focused on getting those survey scores, because they’re pressured insanely hard to achieve…

That sounds a little delirious delicious to me

Neutral: Do VW Dealers Deserve Reparations?

As one who worked as a character at one mouse themed park. No. Germans were amongst the best most well behaved tourists. Those from China, however, well...

Chances of Salvage or Washed Title 100%

Totally a new VW. Back in ‘08 they used the same pseudo-Hyundai badges on the Tiguan prototypes.

On a scale I give this pun a 1/18

She said she’ll take the 6 pounds of Meth Chum Lee offered instead....

When I sold Hummers, and the H2 was popular (for that 22 month period in time) we had a resident alien (it’s important) customer come in, put a down payment for $25k on a truck, go through the paperwork and drive home, across state lines.

It’s hard to imagine somebody strolling through Pep Boys and deciding “those wheels speak to me.”

Disgusting.

I kinda like the "Island Hoppers" color scheme......

Thanks, BigHarv! I had heard about self cleaning toilets but could not figure out how this one would have done that. Now on our next trip I can assure my husband that it’s ok to leave a deuce in the bowl.

http://toilet-guru.com/france.php

I think the most hilarious thing I found after checking Wikipedia is that they named a SWIMMING CENTER in Australia after the PM who drowned. That’s great.

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

I’ve seen several people in the building where I work look at their phones while they’re at the urinal. They’re all in their 40s and work for a major software developer which shares a building with my company. They all wear short-sleeved button downs tucked into anklebiter khakis and white New Balances, and most of…

He was obviously consumed by a water dingo.

Fun, true, fact: About forty years ago the Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt went swimming in the ocean and just disappeared. Like, he’s never been seen or heard from since. Nada. I don’t have a joke, but I don’t feel like this needs one.