To be a Jets fan is to agonize along with your franchise as they choose among the several bad options available to them. Pay “starter money” to a 33-year-old journeyman coming off his best season? Sign a one-time wunderkind in RGIII who by all outward appearances was psychologically dismantled by the NFL’s worst…

Last week, someone (Fitzpatrick’s agent, surely) reported that the Jets are offering him “backup money.”

For all intensive purposes, I think he’ll do just fine.

“Hydrogen is a wonderful fuel. It’s clean, you can put it in a tank, and the technology to make hydrogen cars is already here. The only real reason we’re not all driving hydrogen cars right now is because there’s a bit of a chicken-and-egg problem. No one’s driving hydrogen cars, so no one wants to build the hydrogen…

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

travel, state to state...no papers.

This is what you do

I nicepriced this one. Why? Because it’s so close to a no-brainer... $2500 for a rust-free*, straight shell with desirable PRACTICAL upgrade parts** that have a tremendous base of support. It’s something that was dirt common but is just unusual enough now to be interesting (especially with the round headlight…

1. Honda CRX

This is the sort of Fox News I can get behind.

If that truly were the case, I’d never see a VW on the road.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

To me, this GIF ends the rebuttal from the traditionalists.

18 grand for a 24 valve means you are 3/4 of the way to paying 1 grand per valve. 3/4 is conveniently the percentage of cylinders you’ll likely operate on most of the time.

I adore 164s, and part of my monthly craigslist ritual is searching 164 and wanting to buy what pops up. That said I’ve never seen a Q model, but I have seem plenty in much nicer shape, typically see them in the $2-3k range but occasionally lower, and once for a meticulously maintained and garage kept 1 owner example,…

Holy shit. What is wrong with this guy? I like Alfas very particularly (says my little avatar picture thingie) and I understand that Alfa Romeos and reason are often mutually exclusive terms. And this is an exceptionally nice specimen. But nearly 20 large? This transcends crack and is well into black-tar heroin. Knock…

Look, when you’re near Chris Paul, protect your balls. Those who ignore history are condemned to getting pounded in the nards.

Tbf, there’s some scientific debate over whether milk is actually good for you or not, but there’s no serious debate over whether pasteurization of milk is a good thing. It’s good. Drink pasteurized milk, if you drink milk.