That guy would have benefitted greatly from having my Dad as his assistant soccer coach. My dad knew nothing about soccer except to stand on the sidelines and yell at me to “quit being a panty waist.” As a result I am bad at soccer but really good at identifying panty waists. That guy who got ear slapped is definitely…

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Question: When people say buy-back, what does this mean? Buy it back at the price I paid for my JSW TDI in July 2012? Buy it back at Blue Book today? If the latter, no deal. I bought this car to have and hold as long as I could. Taking it before I have a chance to enjoy any payment-free years with it, while paying me…

The best way to get people to buy electric is to raise the gas tax (you’d probably want to offset that with some sort of transportation credit). That makes electrics more competitive, but also would encourage better fuel economy in general.

I have the best Dodge Dakota. The best. Wait till you see the fuel savings. Huge. Huge savings. And I have the best people work on it. I will repeal Mopar Maximum Care and replace it with the best care you’ve ever seen. I own Dodge Dakotas all over the world. Even China. I love China. And the poorly educated Dodge…

You NEVER make money back on a project.

I think this is the most overpriced thing I have seen on here in a while. Maybe a $10-15k car, but $35K?? Is he nuts?? For that price I at least want AC and heat...

My Dad was delivered at home by a Doctor... Unfortunately it was during the War, and the regular Doctor had enlisted, so a retired Doctor was pressed into service.

I had that happen at a Chevy dealer in Northern Illinois back in 1976. I was just there to check out the new models. I had also just quit a job and was pretty much broke. I started to walk out and I heard the sales manager shout to a guy on the floor “don’t let that guy go!”. He physically blocked the door while…

It’s almost as if they don’t treat ethics as a resource that can be sold off for higher profits. Bizarre.

One of the most disturbing things I came across in my genealogy research was the account of the birth of my father’s first sibling. Even though it was the mid-1920s and his folks lived in the suburbs of a major city, they decided to go the home birth route. Things quickly got out of the skills of the midwife, so they…

In religious or secular groups that reject conventional medicine, women and children always pay the highest price.

Soaps and detergents go on this list. Do a load of laundry with store brand stuff and your clothes are still dirty and don’t smell nice. Might as well just soak them in a puddle. And any dish soap other than Dawn is worthless - you put a tablespoon on your sponge and get about 4 suds no matter how you scrub.

“Alright, you’re now dying of meningitis yourself. Are you ready for medical assistance?”

In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.

Huh. And I had heard such good things about mashed onion.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Or as I called him this season on Fargo, “Fat Damon.”

Dude always looked like a Dollar Tree Matt Damon to me

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.