Don’t mind me, just getting a spot in line early to scope out all the incoming Zlatan gifs.

Josh Hamilton wants to have a few words with you about your last line, Kevin.

Let’s say the gods tie Thiel to a tree and the entire staff gets to stone him. Who casts the first?

This made my day.

Grainy video catches you whizzing on a Brazilian gas station wall. What’s your story to the cops?

Sorry, we covered lines of failing bears in WYTS already.

Stephanie Plum fans, I’ll guess.

Let’s not rush to judgement. The dog was already naked, and who knows, maybe had been drinking.

It’s like that James song.

[late jokes r late]

+1 on a separate but equal post

In 5 years, the playoff drought will be old enough to drink.

In 5 years and a day, the playoff drought will die of acute alcohol poisoning in a Wilson parking lot.

Bringing coffee into the bathroom is just smart. It cuts out the middleman.

What’s Goose Gossage like in real life?

I’d rather wait for Harold Reynolds’ opinion on the matter.

ZMF and Thomas Patrick Sullivan should hang out more.

Favorite/least favorite Olympic sport to stream announcerless?

I can’t even hear the word ‘net’ without making the same association.

Okay, I’ll bite, Ellie: Why’d you marry the guy who couldn’t finish a sentence?

To be fair, it wasn’t just Magary shitting all over your hometown pride. That was literally everyone.