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It takes ball to write something like this.

“Starting tomorrow, we’re going to get after it here.”

That’s absolutely nauseating.

Doesn’t even need “Team”, “2016", or “Eagles”. Also, it should be “You” and “Suck”.

Big deal. I make at least half those faces at any buffet I’ve ever been to.

Cards fan, right?

Still, I’d like to see Phelps do this while wearing armor.

Deadspin does not publish dong shots willy-nilly.

Only skimmed, so I’m confused...is SoulCycle a drug or a cult?

Clint Eastwood doesn’t understand what you’re saying, but he likes your tone.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Do they play baseball? I’m curious what they could do for the creation or prevention of dongers.

Will we ever get a Getting Hit By Cars, Ranked list? If so, can the token penultimate joke be Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix?

+1 lock of the week

Counterpoint:

HAAAAAYA SHUUT UOP A SEOCND AND LET ME SAY ASOMETHGIN ABOUT THA

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Not the same sport or level, but this answers your question pretty well.

I have long-term memory issues, too.

We would’ve also accepted “it’s illegal because it’s illegal”.

To remove any ambiguity to his intent, after cutting the bolts, the security guard took a shit in a puddle.