Am I crazy to think this could work as a designed play in a real game, and completely wrongfoot a DB?

But could 55 of them console Xabi and Vidal?

Not pictured: Ryan brothers, scribing furious notes

“This is very Chargers,”

-Peppermint Roll

Why did he have to put on pads to steal a stick? Dumb.

I can’t wait until the 2020 convention, when Giuliani and LePage have a pearl-clutching fistfight on stage, about who’s done more for minorities.

Player would need to make at least 8.1M in a single season to make the 2.5M payment EV-neutral. That doesn’t include the value of endorsements, or impacts on future value of contract.

Great, now I can’t stop thinking about fatback.

This is perilously close to Cardsfan thinking. Watch yourself.

Yeah, he’s frangible, but he puts the ‘fun’ in fungible, too.

More believable than The Cloud.

This, and other anecdotes are available in Derrick’s new book, Things I Learned At Ford Field, in November.

“Let the record show the defendant implicated the entire courtroom.”

A-Rod is just disgraceful and desperate in retirement.

Poker author David Sklansky argued that something should be considered a game of skill if you can intentionally lose at it. This kind of achievement is a similar kind of skill, even though it doesn’t sit well with some people.

By definition, this is a losercut, because he didn’t pay through the nose for it.

Might say she interrobanged it out just for you.

So ‘identifying work ethic’ is the business equivalent of ‘they wanted the win more’, eh?

Those are some very well-trained athletes doing things on ponies no one gives a damn about, regardless the event.

Was that better?

Not pictured: Missouri cops assembling anxiously