Looking forward to the slightly-new flavor of ‘Stick to sports stories which aren’t referential to the ‘stick to sports’ argument’ takes.

Spanish speakers have been voicing their outcry against the wall for months, though.

#31 will be rebranded as “Desert Highway”.

I believe the official Deadspin description for him is:

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

What was the best possible no-trade draft outcome for the Celtics? We can talk about #3, but the rest of the draft was a crap shoot, at best. Last night was either deal, or death.

This also works as some sort of weird metaphor for moving extra points back to the 15-yard line.

While reaching to comment, Rose tore his ACL.

Is getting tasered for stolen bowling pins more or less Canadian than crashing into a Tim Horton’s?

Buffalo has nothing at all, unless you count AFL titles

That actually lends itself to a legal question about encraption.

More importantly, where does the LeBron GOAT discussion rank among GOAT discussions?

Here, for all the fogies like myself, asking the obvious question.

IT IS AN OUTRAGE I MIGHT HAVE TO CLICK SOMEWHERE ELSE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I CLICKED ON HERE

I think we already knew that love is a hot, sweaty, clingy mess when it works.

Somewhere, Phil Jackson is masturbating furiously for the wrong reasons.

SB XXXVI meant something at the time, even if it opened the door for Pats schadenfreude in the years to come.

Your point was fine. Smith’s point, the way he made it, was not.

“Shut up.”

-Buffalo

And if that was the entirety of what Smith was saying, we’d all be in agreement.

I thought the Pistons were their own infection.

That’s a good mnemonic, though.