Didn’t even pick the best tweet from that convo.

Claiming the game is rigged is a fine way to keep people coming at your family for no reason.

I used to know the answer to this.

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Who wins in a showdown of Senhor Testiculo v. Mr. Dingle?

+1 autonomous collective

Deadspin, 6/15/2021: Let’s Remember Some Guys From The Inaugural Black Knights Squad

To confirm, none of these are slang for coaching the 49ers, correct?

Do Her Wrong On Me

tl;dr - Winning teams do winning things over and over.

It’s gotta be really frustrating to go out there, give it your all, know you played the game the right way, and still lose by more runs than this play created.

I never let something as mundane as facts get in the way of rushing to mash a series of buttons on a keyboard. (Original post edited.)

<plunks take toaster pastry into toaster, presses plunger>

Somewhere in the multiverse there is a healthy Ben Bishop who beat the Penguins and lost to the Sharks.

LeBron’s not in Cleveland tonight, so he’s taking the high road by default.

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

Somewhere, Rep. Martin Daniel is giving a very impassioned speech to no one.

our non-eating, non-masturbating hours

Nah, there’s no way anyone could read deeper into this than necessary.

“Coach asked me to work on those things and, so, if he says ‘Throw it away,’ I’m going to throw that thing as far as I can,”

Ask yourself all the contexts in the last three years where you’d call Ryan Howard a hero.