So you’re saying his knee is still holding up? ...for now?

YOU SHOULD DO THINGS NOT EXACTLY THE WAY THE AUTHOR SUGGESTS, BUT THE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAY I SUGGEST
-Parents


THIS BETTER BE WORTH INTERRUPTING MY NAP
-Non-parents

Can we expand to the NCAA? Because the landscape is ripe for let’s-pay-our-student-athletes hacks.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Golden acts, indeed.

You can be Rajon Rondo good without being Rajon Rondo.

Answer: Joe Flacco good.

(Legit answer: Rajon Rondo good.)

What you’re really saying is that the Cavs need to find a way to stop making Lebron shrug his shoulders.

flung an aluminum Bud Light Lime bottle at Howard he walked back to the dugout.

Intent-versus-haplessness is the legislative blind spot which allows ______ to function in the ___ despite a near-total lack of professional-grade _______ skills and a style of play that consists in the main of him figuring out how to fall over in such a way that somebody wearing a different-colored shirt also falls…

Dova hit two, Iggy hit a three.

I mean, that strategy almost worked with Baylor.

Juxtaposition of NEVER STOP JACKIN’, MEN and FUCK OFF, PASTOR TIM sounds contradictory.

Counterpoint: No, you’re wrong, asshole

Byrd missed 50 games with the Red Sox in 2012 after testing positive for a different substance.

Slightly off-topic: When will we see Gawker Canonical Lists, Ranked?

So their staff makes the organization and league look like idiots, and there’ll be absolutely no punishment whatsoever to the Skins? Isn’t this just the Snyder business model?

Steeper career drop in one year (but without the qualifiers): Blatt or Ruben Amaro?

[looks up Jamie Moyer’s baseball-reference page]

What if they’re obliquely referring to Indiana, though?