I feel okay supporting Crosby this year, as he actually has something resembling a playoff beard.

Anything to get those damn homonymphobes off the internet.

Small Secret? Not anymore.

Speaking as a lazy person who never gets things done, I

What’s the Arizona equivalent of Temecula? Scottsdale?

+1 nutjob board of education runoff candidate

“I never have stood for inaccuracies,” La Russa said, “so I corrected the inaccuracies.

He’s coming, but not because of your dongers.

It’s almost like you’re suggesting that circular logic is a trap, because circular logic is a trap, when it’s not trapping you.

We should hang out more.

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January 28th, 1991: Humans weren’t meant to kick field goals 47 yards as time expires.

January 27th, 1992: Humans weren’t meant to find their helmets.

February 1st, 1993: Humans were meant to catch Leon Lett.

January 31st, 1994: Buffalonians weren’t meant to have a football team.

Sorry, I forget what the hell we were…

Fill in the blank: MLB hit streaks can be entirely ignored until it reaches ___ games.

But vagina hygiene is still fair game?

Maybe the Giants’ secret is the huge levitating mascot in the background.

So Skynet created Goodell?

Just look at that sucker, punched.

There goes Valentine’s shot at NCAA coaching.

But those people look the same.

It doesn’t sound like Rondo to include others in anything.