That sure sounds a lot like my own prison.

The guy in the red sweater and scarf punches like Johnny Damon threw.

Somwehere, Goose Gossage is trying to figure out why he doesn’t like this.

So they don’t take Silver in the draft.

Conspiracists are gonna get Stern real quick.

Went with Caruso as a default, but this is a solid choice.

*Bowlfish

Should still set a line on pie anyway.

If you’re swatting 15 flies a day, get one of those guns that shoots a lethal dose of table salt at them. Doesn’t resolve the root issue, but boy, is it cathartic. You can even get out cool action movie lines like “Who’s fly now?” while you stand over their prostrate corpse, putting your sunglasses on slowly.

Brian Snitker

Counterpoint: [dour, unoriginal ramblings delivered dryly to a bored audience]

Going forward, if you shit on a loaned book, does that disqualify it from Email Of The Week?

Looking forward to tomorrow’s Kinja Truthers Have Set Up Camp On Mt. Take.

America (brought to you by InBev): Because Forgetting Where Things Come From is Patriotic

Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

Straight brash, homey.

NO FUCK YOU I CAME HERE TO POST THIS

This looks about as authentic as a dinosaur in the arena.

This makes it tied for the fourth-worst start this century, by the game score metric.

You might say he’s a...sharp shooter. /dons sunglasses