Vogel isn’t a perfect coach or anything.

Suppose you had to relegate a US state to territory status, and promote a territory to a state. Who ya got?

I’m confused. Do you have drugs for us, or not?

It’s pretty esoteric to hate on an episode of Parks and Rec like that, considering it hasn’t aired in years, and that wasn’t even their best episode.

He is deeply ignorant, despicable, and his views are wrong. He will fit in well at Fox Sports.

Pretty sure that’s not how you shoot a basketball, though.

/reads a couple of paragraphs, fetches acid, sterilizes self

...because he’s Australian?

Somewhere, Danny Almonte is having an out-of-body experience.

Any word whether Sean T. Casey has enough free time to take this case, Barry?

PRAXTYN

+1 supraorbital ridge

Damn right the crowd’s upset when you don’t work on your bricks.

I did, and this is easy enough to blame on brain damage and drinking, and probably not in that order, and probably not in an NFL context.

Curious how long you had to scour to find the perfect action shot.

+XXVIII

I dunno. We both put on our Zubaz and started drinking and screaming a lot. A folding table was involved, I think.

Mood swings, confusion, and memory loss is also how most Buffalonians coped with the early 90s.

Like a champ isn’t gonna hit things, given the opportunity.

Don’t forget to make a showy display on social media of how much this impacts you personally, despite never having written one word about the man previously.