Big deal. Everyone in Boston takes a belt at the game. Hell, the players did in 2004, too.

Amaro Acquires Cleats For 5 Years, 85M

Freeze frame from the Magary clip.

I want to like this, but it’s not apparent.

Without Master Bates, Jackoffs Left Holding Their Sticks

I wonder which one the Oilers will draft.

500 Days of Bummer

So you’re saying he’s overqualified to represent Pats fans?

I used to feel like I was alone in suffering from allergies, so that’s why I started complaining to virtually everyone about it.

“A tradition unlike any other, as I’ve just made it up right now.”

It’s like Adrian Peterson and Emmitt Smith are his legal counsel.

In this country, Brown people don’t do well trying to assert themselves to authority figures.

How would you rank his balls?

Will you marry me? I can put on a football costume.

Yeah, but what if the other man came back and scored more points than the man who just surpassed him? Then you’d look pretty foolish.

So, nonstop Title IX coverage all day in both places?

No homo(nym)

Ctrl+Shift+8 will grab the active table of data, which is more efficient than selecting all cells. Try grabbing all cells and autosizing columns in a large table of data, then retry with Ctrl+Shift+8, and you should see an improvement in the amount of time it takes to process.

The charges clarified they fell down the stairs.

This is your worst bears post ever, Tom Ley.