+1 Oklahoma

Yeah, but, that’s like the least drunky-drivey on the team.

Screamer, indeed.

aIye.

Do you write stuff about RGIII releases ahead of time, like other outlets do for obituaries of not-yet-deceased famous people?

This is Rovell’s Pornhub VR.

You’d be amazed how many people will settle for a truth, when they’re searching for the truth.

Who in the office makes the biggest stink about calling a bracket upset?

Why did Drew Magary take a handful of Xanax and write this under your name?

This is another bitter pill to swallow on the Heath ledger.

His last quote holds up if you replace “mound” with “neck”, too.

There’s absolutely no way Nolan has an ambivalent opinion on something mundane.

So the ideal situation for the Browns is to hold on to Johnny Manziel until he’s suspended, and then cut him.

A treasonous act from the likes of a Takagi Rose.

So the manager also punched it in from a few yards away.

Somewhere, Darren Rovell is rocking half a chub.

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Police say that 12 grams of marijuana was found inside Masons’ car.

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

He was pretty clearly concussed.

-Dennis Wideman