I want to buy one and convert it in to a rolling apartment; I could park it in bumfuck Queens, have it wake up at 8am and drive me in to Manhattan (waking me up when we get there) and drop me off at work, return to its resting spot, then pick me up after work for a quick nap/refresh, then drop me off at a bar and pick…

You’re only getting 200/20 because AT&T is installing their gigabit stuff in Dallas and AT&T is only doing that to ward off Google who is already just down the road in Austin.