Back when I lived in Alphabet City people were going apeshit about gentrification and how the East Village was going to hell in a landcart because of all the yuppies and if you wanted to live in Manhattan you had to pay 1000$ to live in a closet.

I was going to reply that Manhattan does not actually suck, but I haven’t actually lived in NYC for a decade, so what do I fucking know.

“I know nothing except from countries where they speak American and ESPN highlights, so whatever though”.

Thanks. That thing is terrifying!

Whatever it is, this should be the Browns mascot:

That mascot fail gif is awesome and appropriate. But what in the sweet name of Vishnu is that abomination anyway?

Well, I certainly don’t look like a complete asshole now.

I watched a couple of Browns games and they don’t deserve to be 0-16. They are stinky poo, but they’re not 0-16 bad. They could have won a game or two already.

I was looking for signs of snark throughout the article, but could find none. This is legit advice, and good advice it is. A two drink limit is an excellent idea.

I guess you’re right, although Melo could prove us wrong by averaging 15 assists per game for the rest of the season

I agree. This has always been part of his spiel, trying to play mindgames through the media with his own star players.

No, he’s the one in charge of the poop roster they have now. But it’s somewhat better than the superpoopy poop that he received when he got the job:

Jackson has been doing ok with the very bad hand he was dealt - poop roster, aging/unsatisfied star past his prime, draft picks traded away.

Aw, that’s just mean dude.

Jesus, don’t let anyone hired the Hinkie again. I can’t take The Process II.

There’s also a ton of great PGs in the league right now. Being very good isn’t enough to make Wall stand out.

C’mon what about Gil? Pre-guns in locker room, pre-being too full of his Agent Zero crap, pre-blowing out his knees and sucking eggs, Gil was really easy to root for. I mean look at this:

But can you really blame the Arenas new contract on Grunfeld? That was reported pretty much as “the owner loves Gil so much that he signed the deal himself”.

Fuck, Ashley, that was disgusting. All of it. I was about to eat.

This WSJ column is indeed stinky poo. But among the million things very very wrong with “Donald Trump, President”, his business conflicts of interest rank very low.