Hey, brown-shafted dick, I know you got blue balls but that reddish vagina looks like it’s got STDs.

Well that’s the way it goes in team sports, right? You always have to rely on other guys. I mean, there should be a smaller Scottie Pippen statue in Chicago and now that I think of it a 2-feet high Scottie Pippen statue is a marvelous idea anyway.

Arrrgh. The above comment should include this gif:

Do you really want to give the Ballon d’Or to this fellow?

Yeah! All that’s missing now is a snarky reply on Kobe and we’re all good!

Yeah!

Yeah!

I came here for the hot tkaes and highlight truthers. Got nothing. WTF? Make Kinja Great Again!

“If they insult me, they should realise that they’re doing exactly the same thing to one of their own players.”

This is a hot don’t stick to sprots take

Maybe the Jags should unionize?

That was a very Browns way of losing a game. If the ball had bounced off somebody’s foot before the interception, it would have been a very Jags way of losing.

Not a lot of people know this, but “misogynistic spreadsheets” was the original name for Excel.

Yeah, Kobe went from 8 to 24, fucking typo motherfuck it

Likely explanations:

And by the way: enough with this “Emily is the best of the Gilmores” crap.

It’s the wookie’s baby!

Agreed! Lorelai is a flawed person, but so is everyone, and her joie de vivre overcomes her shortcomings.

Probably the second. Only when I rewatched the show almost ten years later did I realize, “wow, Rory is insufferable and whiny”.

Jess is a douchebag. James Dean could pull that shit off, but he lived in the 1950s. Go Dean!