I have a great dislike of Hinkie and The Process. However, I hope the Sixers win multiple titles simply because:

If a 48-team World Cup means shortening the hideous drudgery of the qualifying, I’m all for it.

“So Bastian, is the Chicago Fire gonna win Olympic gold in cycling?”

He does have a point that music lost its cultural importance - but today there’s the Internet, videogames, 2000 TV channels some of which actually have interesting shows on.

THROW IS DOWN, BIG FELLA. Yeah, throw is definitely down!

Now wouldn’t this be a perfectly adequate alternative to those Color Rush unis?

Unfortunately Jay tore an ass-cheek muscle, so that is actually Jimmy Clausen’s butt.

This new 500 days of Kristin is a lot better than the old one.

(This forces one to debate whether Barcelona, the city, is a “Spanish-speaking land.” Catalonia itself has less than 50% Spanish-speakers.

Gasol wouldn’t normally describe himself as “Latino” because “Latino” is a bullshit label concocted by the US Census. Latin Americans outside of the US don’t think of themselves as “Latinos”; much less people from Spain.

Maybe if people didn’t go so overboard with stats-worshipping, players wouldn’t be so brazen about stats-padding.

Not as great as the Ricky Davis thing, because he was actually shooting at the right basket, but I remember watching live as Bob Sura intentionally missed a layup to get a triple double, which would have been his third straight in a row. People were so pissed off, the NBA actually scrapped his triple double from the…

I’d also be doing drugs if I had to play for the Knicks.

Wow, amazing! You mean the Suns are still in the NBA? Unbelievable.

In fairness, the bar for world leadership has been set very fucking low

Am I the only one to be slightly disappointed that the article’s content does not literally match the title?

Give your answer in the form of a Boogie Nights scene.

Wow, Kattan looks super-hot in that red wig.

I’m trying to think of the bluest state with an NFL team that would sign Kaepernick. That would work, right - if your fans hate Cheeto Mussolini, they’d welcome Kap.

Dude’s face is priceless. In his defense, he probably wasn’t aware of where exactly his hands were heading; in his prosecution, dude, keep your fucking hands to yourself.