That was just a (lame) joke. I’m really only interested in a system where the NBA finals would be decided by roster players 10-15. I want Joel Anthony to be finals MVP.

OK, how about this: for every game that you rest your starters, it’s one Finals game that you can’t play them. Each DNP-Old gets you fined a Finals game.

Have you also noticed how “Bill Belichick” is an anagram for “I suck Satan’s cock”? Eerie.

And fuck TED too!

Jeez. That message should have just read “stream the game all you want but at least close the porn tabs”.

And yet, this isn’t as embarrassing as the Knicks just now having allowed the Nets to score 39 points in the 1st quarter.

I don’t know any Texans fans, but if any are out here, could you please answer this question: why do you hate Brock Osweiler so much? Is it because he looks like a giraffe?

Also worthy of mention is how Neymar just fucking carried Barca on his back. He was directly involved in goals 3-6 and throughout the game seemed like the only Barcelona player who truly believed this shit to be possible, even after PSG scored.

Also: Harambe something something Harambe.

Hustle, speed, a good pair of hands, not afraid to get on the floor. In this Suns team, Gorilla Guy should be starting.

I was going to say Bernat until I googled him and saw he is Spanish. Still, two Frenchmen, that’s a lot of Frenchiness!

Bayern has three of those. Don’t think excessive Frenchiness is the problem here.

I’m at work and can’t really switch the sound on. Any kind soul care to transcribe this?

All analysts saw this trade as a way for the Pels to move Davis to the 4. He’s also a quicker defender than Booggie, so it makes more sense to put him at PF?

What would be really awesome is the Kings making it to the playoffs, beating the Warriors on the way to multiple rings, on its way to Vivek having a statue built in Sacto and Vlade being elected to the Hall of Fame as greatest executive ever.

I understand the reasoning of other commenters, but I think you’re on to something. If the Boogie/AD experiment doesn’t work, Boogie will be blamed, and his stock will fall further.

Has nobody yet mentioned the strange case of the Ronaldo inflation in soccer? You had:

Interestingly enough this is the very first link for this post:

Thanks! My first guess was that Javale just mistyped “clowning” or something.

I’m probably showing my age here, but what on earth does “stick to cooning” mean?