johnturd
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johnturd

The worst part is that he’s the fucking university president, who only got his job because the last president covered up a different sexual assault case also involving the basketball team

When the fuck is Mega Basket going to start selling jerseys? All I want is a Jokic in refreshing mint green and pink. Is this too much to ask?

This is a dumb argument, you’re comparing the first pick to the other 59 picks. Obviously the best player in draft is often available at #3, but its much more common for the third overall player to be a bust than the consensus #1 pick headlining what’s expected to be an extremely talented draft.

Embiid is nearly off his rookie contract and could easily have his career derailed by health problems, if it hasn’t been already. Saric is 23 and bad. Fultz and Simmons are Maybe Good but haven’t played a single game of NBA basketball, and won’t reach their primes for years. There’s no reason to think that all 4 of

I’m sure Draymond will be devastated to hear that he only get his ring because his team was insanely better than every other one instead of because they were lucky

He shit-talked his way into hundreds of millions of dollars. That was the whole point of the shit-talking from start to finish.

Connor McGregor’s going to get $200 million to get knocked out in one round. What a legend.

Are you seriously arguing that the government has a moral obligation to heavily subsidize Waffle House advertising

Stats nerd ruining basketball here here: if you care about advanced statistics at all, they say that Zaza’s actually very good for a center. Its probably heavily skewed by his teammates but he’s probably a lot better than his reputation suggests.

Las Vegas, who tend to be pretty good at the odds thing, put the chance of a Warriors series victory at about 75%. If you do the math, their odds of winning any one game is only 60%. I really don’t understand what you’re shitting your pants over.

I find it really hard to believe he’s going anywhere considering that he’s president of the player’s union and he specifically lobbied for and is eligible to get a super max contract

Jordan stans aren’t ever gonna shut up, they’ll always have six-for-six with six FMVPs to dangle over Lebron. Not to mention that the Warriors are probably the best, most stacked team since the 1962 Celtics and playing beautiful basketball to boot and no one’s appreciating them.

I’m rooting for the Warriors but only because having to endure everyone sucking and fucking Lebron for another year would be insanely annoying

that’s cool... i shoot 231 MPH formula 2 cars on a camera from 1914

Why is Jordan “obviously” #1? There’s the weasel argument about rings or Finals MVPs or what “greatest” means but there’s no reason to be certain that Jordan is absolutely a better basketball player than Lebron

How would a former official know about top secret intelligence Trump shared in a one-on-one conversation with a the Russian FM?

There wouldn’t be less knowledge. The Press Briefing never reveals anything remotely newsworthy (even/especially before the Trump era) unless you think listening to a hack who doesn’t know anything important in the first place is a crucial part of government transparency.

I really hope Brady slams into the being-40-years-old brick wall this year and this cover looks hilarious in retrospect

Perhaps because the F-35 is a comically obvious scheme to dump two trillion dollars on Locheed-Martin

It’s not speaking like a thug.