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Hot take: if you think that Olynyk was just trying to set a screen and not also trying to injure Oubre, especially considering he has a track record of obviously trying to injure other players, and if you think that somehow whether or not the violence took place before or after the whistle means a damn thing, you

Remember that the people in charge of drafting are all trying to protect their jobs. If Pace is in the hot seat (he should be) but Trubisky turns out to be a star he’s got very good job security, but if he “makes the smart move” and the team stays shitty for the next few seasons, he’s probably fired.

Well considering that he’s worse than at least 3 players on the Warriors roster and is arguably not even the best player on his team, I’m gonna go with no.

Why would you think that just because I care about Giannas Antetokounmpo dunking a cool dunk or Mike Trout yanking a strong fucking home run slam I would care that the #8 Nerd beat the #1 Nerd in the Nerd Tournament

It’s really insane to me, an average American sports fan going on Deadspin, a sports website, to read about sports, that The Lowest Seed In Dota’s Kiev Major Just Beat The Top Team.

Hockey is so easy on the body that 45 year olds and doughy inbred Canadians are able to play on the highest level.

I’m certain South Koreans will take a lot of comfort in that after downtown Seoul gets obliterated by a nuke

I think most actual stats nerds would say that Westbrook and Harden are much more valuable than Kawhi, but good point.

Something tells me that the “Barrel” was a stat invented for the fans and probably not for serious analysis. I doubt there’s professional analysts on any club’s payroll revaluing players based off of their Barrel production rate.

It’s Trump realizing that it initating wars against unsavory dictators makes people on TV say nice things about you even if you obviously don’t have a plan and it doesn’t make anything better. Don’t read too far into it.

Radical idea: maybe sometimes two people can have opposite opinions about the same thing and neither of them are wrong

every time I do it makes me laugh

Saric is 22 and playing replacement level-basketball. His realistic ceiling is “decent starter.” Embiid could very easily become the next Oden (turns out foot and leg problems can sink the careers of big men! Who knew!). Even if all their draft picks turn out great, there’s no reason to suspect Philly will be a

He’s not a Make-A-Wish kid. Running up the score of one player in a while making the odds of your own team losing is a gimmick.

Where do you think all the money the German national team makes goes to? Most of it goes directly into the bank accounts of a couple rich well-connected assholes who run the sanctioning body. Don’t attach some bullshit patriotic obligation to it.

Yeah, that’s how a free society works. You don’t have to work for someone if you don’t want to.

Arian Foster was using an advanced rhetorical technique whereby we he created an expectation (“i’ve studied the wolf” -- surely, one thinks, he has discovered some subtlety that would give him an advantage in one-on-one combat, given the overall context) only to subvert it with an unexpected, incongruous statement

Massive congratulations to Rocket League Player for Nailing The Crossbar For Huge Upset. May he game in courage, as true gamers dare.

Don’t you think it’s a bit fucking stupid to read a single IRS definition of what an “employee” is and think that you have a better grasp of employment law than the dozens of labor attorneys currently suing Uber

Maybe I’m old fashioned but I’ve always thought that Lebron dunking on a guy and someone getting a cool headshot in CounterStrike don’t belong in the same category at all