I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

The AP wrote: “ Deleted emails often can be recovered from a device that has not been ‘wiped,’. . .”, which is true— for some value of “often.”

Watching a fat man with game is the best part of sports.

+d20

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

The ending of Cabin in the Woods sometimes makes a little sense, doesn’t it?

“the guy who HASN’T LOST A FIGHT IN OVER A DECADE.”

All while doing the exact thing that the author says will be the undoing of Rigondeaux

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

“While it’s a great story and all, Beyonce has the best light-up bracelets of all time.”

Sorry girl, but...

I had cause recently to change my voter affiliation to Republican (I’m most decidedly NOT a Republican, but the reasons were good, I promise). When I mentioned it to my parents over dinner while visiting them, my dad silently stood up, took my plate of food off the table, and fed it to their dog.

I know you’re trying to be sensational and snarky, but this wastewater recovery technology is actually really cool and should be more widely used. Water: we’re not making any more of it folks.

The sexist attacks from so-called liberals didn’t help either.

But they don't work so there is also that.

That only proves just how much of a scam the entire "investment management" industry really is.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.