How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

That pretty much registers as "highly articulate" on the scale of typical Colts fans.

Jim Irsay: (looks at watch) "6 pm already? Time for my supper blow!"

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

"How do you people live with yourselves?"

I'm sure there's some sort of comment I can make on this. I'm not sure what it is tho. Hmmmm.

This classic move is known as the "OB/GeeWhyNot?"

I swear, the worst decisions anyone can make usually start with 'But everyone else my age—.'

#notalldicks

That's what you do after you kill someome.

Yeah, the age difference is pretty big but 31 falls squarely into the "grown-ass woman" category.

And, of course, he's the only one giving a convincing performance.

I think there should be a term for omitting characters. It should be called "Coldhanded". Like "Man, Lady Stoneheart got coldhanded" or "Wow, they coldhanded Arianne?"

It was staffed by mainly women but they were relegated to supporting roles as secretaries and phone operators. Even the most brilliant female minds were over looked unless they stood out far above the rest like the character Knightly plays. The top positions were held by men, even by men dumber then all of the women…

Lindsay Lohan says it's not "on the cards" for her to miss any performances

Now let's not infantalize Stewart. This kind of pairing has been going on for forever without being exploitive or sexual harassment.

Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.