I was just planning on telling them that I had been selected previously and that experience had taught me that people are too fucking stupid to be jurors.

Yes... you live in banana heaven.

Fun fact: "Monkeys Eat Peeled Bananas" is how I remembered my covalent bonds in chemistry class: meth, eth, prop, and but! 

It’s not perfect, but since this is inspired by The Matrix Revolutions (which I quite liked), I feel like I have to mention Keanu’s other recent long awaited sequel, Bill & Ted Face the Music - released in 2020, 29 years after the most recent film (Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey) and 31 years after the original (Bill &…

I want to

Still unhealthy: slideshows

came here to say more of less the same. you’re gonna give them false hopes and further fuck with their feelings. worst “lifehack” ever.

5. Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

This. Fading out is the generation of troubleshooters. The yoots growing up these days are firmly in the “It doesn’t work throw it out and buy a new one” generation.

I worked at a Fortune 50 manufacturing company and it was “a pitch.”

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

If you don’t know how to convert a Word file to PDF, how to make a bar graph in Excel, or how to copy paste without using the Edit menu, are you on any nursing home waiting lists yet? The good ones can take years to get into.

Or anywhere near a professional office environment.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

You have been living on this planet over the last five or so years right? The mean intelligence of humanity has taken a steep dive. Kind of makes me sad.

Well, I’ve noticed in my time on Earth that they seem to be people who fall into the same sort of mind set as Trump to varying degrees: Everything wrong in my life and the world, in general, is someone else’s fault.

Once again, I have to point out how Trump brags about all the things he can do as Commander in Chief. His supporters are so convinced the Bidens are this corrupt criminal family and yet... why isn’t their boy doing anything about it? The Homelander imagery/metaphor aside, why hasn’t Trump locked him up? Or the…

Someone drew the short straw for ‘we need hate clicks’. 

3 Little Pigs Award Winning Chili Recipe

To be fair, who does?