May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

I would do the onions first then, and then add the fish after they’ve reached their desired state of pickled-ness.

I am a systems engineer.......... Lose the calc, the kindle (you ain’t going to have any time to read books..... unless they are technical manuals..... and you are going to be downloading them on your PC) Oh and a Mac. Unless most of the computers you will be working with are Macs you really are going to have a…

This piece is sort of assholic.

I actually did learn about most of these meats when I was in college. But it was because I was working in a deli making sandwiches for seven bucks an hour.

The lazy person’s guide to Italian meats:

I’m going with ‘bath salts’.... cause insanity and easier to get through security.

I’m guessing ‘road rage.

They’re apparently very thrifty. So thrifty they bought a Model X.

It was a Randall’s I believe. If he had gone to HEB, the USSR would have applied for statehood.

I dip my stems in candle wax. Works great.

You’re missing LAX

You sir, are a class act. Not only did you drive 8 hour, fix the car and let him keep it. You paid him for the spare parts you took.