It’s Bruce Campbell. It would be awesome, one way or another.

No, there is not. It would be awesome.

I... actually want to watch that. Is there something wrong with me?

I’ll leave this here:

I have to disagree with you, James. There was at least one other April Fool’s day joke today that rose to the occasion.

This weapon shares the same problem as the “Davy Crockett” M-388 tactical nuke: it won’t shoot far enough to avoid killing the shooter.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Seriously, people. Magnesium strips are one of the more dangerous ways to light thermite. Buy some glycerin and potassium permanganate, for Jeebus’ sake.

Don’t forget Yamazaki whiskey!

Japan was the five best years of my life. Go there.

I know where the coolest on earth is .. But if I tell, then you’d know, and then you’d tell and then 1,000 other people would know and then ..

This makes me really happy. Thanks for posting it.

Because the Organization of Milk Exporting Countries is embargoing exports to Saudi Arabia until their repressive policies on milk moustaches are lifted.