The old liners that worked the North Atlantic routes were built differently from modern cruise ships. They are built stronger, and they are built to go a whole lot faster. They have more redundancy. The idea was to GET THERE, not dawdle around getting the pax drunk, so those ships were designed to handle rough seas at…

The storm beat up the Anthem Of The Seas, sending furniture all over the place

It was only a three hour tour.

Mistake number 1: take a cruise

In many cases, people with severe depression believe themselves to be such a burden that suicide feels like the most selfless option.

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

Those idiots hit a pole? Dead. Hit a pedestrian? Two dead. Seriously, not a good idea.

I’ll paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut here. If you die a horrible death, as long as it is shared in the media you will not have died in vain, for you will have entertained us.

One bad thing about these calculations is... there is an assumption that the packets were new when given to you. If the restaurants had them stored for months the obviously time period will be reduced.

I make my own condiment pouches (and label with the same date as the full bottle)- all you need is the mylar pouches and either a bar sealer or a vacuum sealer (skip the vacuum step especially on wet stuff)

I carry mine, everywhere I go.

“I think is frankly terrible, especially if she wants to play the woman card.”

I care.