Those idiots hit a pole? Dead. Hit a pedestrian? Two dead. Seriously, not a good idea.

I’ll paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut here. If you die a horrible death, as long as it is shared in the media you will not have died in vain, for you will have entertained us.

One bad thing about these calculations is... there is an assumption that the packets were new when given to you. If the restaurants had them stored for months the obviously time period will be reduced.

I make my own condiment pouches (and label with the same date as the full bottle)- all you need is the mylar pouches and either a bar sealer or a vacuum sealer (skip the vacuum step especially on wet stuff)

I carry mine, everywhere I go.

“I think is frankly terrible, especially if she wants to play the woman card.”

I care.

I guess at 73 you cease having fucks to give about that sort of thing.

In before morons “point out” how much maintenance costs on these.... you can buy an entire SMG on ebay for $1500, and can code it yourself for $30 and a little bit of desire. Oh yeah, they also come in 6mt with a transmission nearly identical to the e39 m5 (because same amount of torques), and an entire clutch kit…

Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.

Those are valuable pitches in the right hands, but they’re not what people talk about in baseball when they talk about “good stuff.” Nobody’s going to tout a 21-year-old prospect as having great stuff because he has a sneaky changeup and a subtly effective slider.

He’s a great example. I love the crafty junkballers, man. Buehrle, Livan Hernandez, Jamie Moyer, all those daring, cagey, stubborn fucks.