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Farts are only ‘awesome’ when you light them on fire.

Not wanting to step on toes Shep, all good, but ‘the easiest way’? Sling TV? You’re sure?

Not wanting to step on toes Shep, all good, but ‘the easiest way’? Sling TV? You’re sure?

You can get a 2003 Land Cruiser in Los Angeles, with less than 100K miles (less than 1k mi in 4X4), all leather, immaculate, from ‘Shift’ (real world the best) for under $20 grand.

Yes indeed. Unlock bootloader, flash TWRP.

Yes indeed. Unlock bootloader, flash TWRP.

It is a fantastic idea, thus far poorly done. It’s crowdsourced but needs a lot more input.

I want this.

I want this.

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Tongue looks insane, can’t wait to try it... like, right now. The look on my face after reading this mirrors your cool little friend’s.

Do not adjust your set. These things look virtually new forever. They are super easy to get parts for and you can wrench them yourself.

Never boil lasagna noodles.

First time was in my car on a tablet. Second time was late night with a couple of high digit law dawgs on a 70" 4K in the office. The amazing thing is... Pence did not answer one single question cleanly. Not one. Incredible.

We did not watch the same debate. Wait, I watched it twice, so it must be the same one.

I have an excuse. I’m really picky about the lemons, I can’t get the right lemons. I used to have my own Sorrento trees but the ex got that house. True.

I’ve gotten so lazy that I just use a handblender though. Tall mixer cup. Egg yolks & lemon juice, 1/4 teaspoon Dijon, 4 grinds black pepper. Buzz while adding microwave melted butter. Done. Quickly throw into pretty serving boat, a tiny pinch of smoked paprika for nice effect. Three minutes start to finish.

Most definitely the best way to create a good foolproof Hollandaise.

That’s all there is to it folks. Marlena’s way. Seriously, it works every time. No muss, no fuss, no pots & pans... and no watery mess to add to your clean up.

I’ve owned both a 1971 911T in burgundy, lowered with Abarth, for 12 years, and a 1985 marble grey FI3.2 Carrera Cabriolet (bought new), for 6 years.

After Trump’s blitheringly overlong and stupid answer to the “Racial ‘black and white’ issues” question...  Mrs. Clinton should have said, “I am a very observant and experienced mom, Donnie, are you high?”

I’ve been making yogurt virtually every week for almost 40 years. A half cup a day keeps the Dr away.

Bradman loves his organic Purple Kush, always has. Angie has had a problem with it from day one... and she didn’t like the Mr. going all out 4/20 in front of the kids. Too much Jamesons every night too.

Better known as a ‘Baja Bung’, they work long enough to get you from Cabo to San Diego and then some.