Please.

Please.

Really a shame someone had to lose. Who could have imagined a six-under in the final pairing not being good enough?

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.

Is Saban on a booster seat?

It boils down to “you are a cunt.”

Is this a serious comment?

Quaresma’s concentration and decision making is equal to his rotating hairstyles. Short and poor.

As an Old Person who is scared and frightened by the concept of Pokemon Go, I’m intrigued by the concept of candy! Are we talking legit, for real candy that I can put in my mouth? Or is this some digital fakery that is not good for eating?

Ahhhh ... hurt feelings, champ?

Don't think so, champ. Point is, even knowing who these guys are - in their primes - puts you in a "special" class ...

Perhaps the only thing more pathetic than these out-of-date “wrestlers” are the hangers-on who still recognize them and pass along their star-struck stories ...

Congratulations, Crack Monkey.

Come on ... what else might have caused Johnson's ball to move, other than Johnson's practice stroke? For fuck's sake, Lowry called a penalty on himself yesterday, for the SAME FUCKING THING.

I can't believe I'm saying this. But Lowry can actually win this thing. Johnson is too weak upstairs to overcome a few shots on a majors-Sunday. Landry is coming apart at the seams. Who else is out there?

Huh?

Yeah. I'm familiar with it's mouth sharting act.

This ass-maggot is a mouth-breathing Trump type - she's not worth the effort.

Right, if “yer class” means backyard oil-changers.

That is more goddamn wrestling stories than ever needed to be written or published on any website anywhere, ever.