“My cat's breath smells like cat food."

+ 9 over par

Deadspin: "Worst Concept EVA: '500 Days of Somesuch'"

Who the hell is this hipster doofus? And why do I suspect he was a driving force behind the travesty that was '500 Days of Somesuch'?

In Mullen's defense, he has to compete against the guy down the road at Alabama who allows gun-toting pot dealers to play ...

In Saban's defense, he has to compete against the guy down the road at Mississippi State who allows women-beaters to play ...

The hate us cause they ain’t us. Roll Tide Roll.

Lets see ... the police were on campus investigating a claim against Sandusky in 1998. He suddenly announces his retirement - at the age of 55 - in 1999, after supposedly being told by Paterno that he wasn't going to be Paterno's successor. And we're supposed to believe that Paterno didn't know anything prior to 2001?

The only way this might have been more soccerish ("footballish", futbolish, ...) would have been if the guy was sporting some sort of day-glo mohawky type of 'do ...

really i didn’t know Joe was part of the justice system today I learn.

Nope.

This is exactly right. I don’t understand why everybody has to say he’s either an unimpeachable angel or the most despicable person on the face of the earth. Is it just our inherent American-ness that makes it impossible for us to view people as complex individuals? Do we have to take the same black-and-white approach…

... I never would have said it, but it's your comment. At least you can make fun of yourself.

Fans free to interfere with the participants? Cycling is the soccer ("football", futbol, ...) of the racing sports.

Well, at least he looks like an interesting conversationalist.

Okay. But who is the little blonde boy in the picture?

I give the flip 5/10 - neither participant is sporting a soccer- ("football", futbol, ...) approved hairdo: all spiked up / shaved down and dyed some neon color ...

I'm continually amazed, as this remembrance unfolds, at how many of these stories start with "back when I was twelve" and end with adults worshipping this shit. Homo-erotica, anyone?

Tomsula does it from a sense of can-do pragmatism, and an indomitable will to persevere. Harbuagh does it simply because he's one weird little dude ...

Oh, yeah - THAT'S soccerish ("footballish", futbolish, ...).