Minaj/Maraj - isn't this the chick with the inflatable ass?

*Dave Hakstol grabs mic*

Are you happy now? The least of you - the mouthbreathing flotsam - have made this whole idiotic "dabbing" shtick a thing, now. How long until we're rid of it?

Oopes!!

00Damn if this guy doesn't look like one of those Fox News meatheads. He'd fit right in with Monkey Boy - that guy with hair growing down his forehead and meeting his brow?

YO YO YO!!! You mad, you mad ...

YO YO YO!!! HE DO, HE DO ...

Hey - it's White Castle. I bet you thoroughly enjoyed it for a good 24 hours after you were there. Really - it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Yes!

If by "white" you mean an educated and culturally aware adult who has never heard of "hip-hop icon Afrika Bambaataa", then I suppose not. But then, I don't track such silly affectations.

Cricket Twitter, though, went ahead and flipped its collective shit.

Who/what the hell is this?

That facial hair is ... unfortunate.

Exactly! We've got TWO moving picture houses with multiple screens!

It's a hoot watching them get worked up during the recruiting period. Grown men obsessing over every move and utterance teenagers make - kind of creepy in a sad, pathetic way.

THAT is culturally significant!!!

I thought they charged $5 a head, like last year.

I'm an Ohio State grad and Buckeye fan. But I can't imagine sitting with 100K watching this. I suppose it's probably cool if you've got children, etc. But damn ...

... especially in such desperate cultural wastelands football hotbeds as Columbus ...

Don't know if you can make her out ... she's in her pup tent cozy, in her loft. She lets me have a small work station in her loft.