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I just now learned they are the same tune and the American version is straight retarded.

They are usually kids selected from local schools, though in league games they tend to be from the local teams. These kids can handicapped, underprivileged etc and part of charity that is being funded by the organisation. More often the case in tournaments like World Cup, Champions League, national Cups etc.

No wonder Harding missed her cue. She’s herself of hearing.

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Do you live underground? How do you not know the God Warrior from Trading Spouses??

At least the vice principal of the school seems a little more reasonable...

Yeah, when did this happen? I expect next year Caanes will go full Real Housewives and Tyga.

Come through Kesha!

I’m happy as a size 10. I’m 45-years-old. For many years I had a nice run as a size 4-6. I wore bikinis and crop tops. It was fun, but I’m honestly just as happy, if not happier now than I was back then. Oddly enough, I’m a lot more confident now, too, in all aspects of my life. I will never be into exercise or

God! Tell me about it. When middle age metabolism hits, it hits hard! I went from “naturally skinny” to legitimately fat so very fast.

Ooohhh, good point. That bitch cursed me!

I don’t want to be the sort of woman who says “Wait until you’re 51,” but here we are. It’s possible I won’t be able to lose weight until it’s the result of my bones disintegrating.

You are singing the song of my people. My dad was forever trying to gain weight and he let me eat anything that popped into my head. He’s now a skinny old man & I’m rocking a mom bod (think egg on legs). If you figure out how to embrace healthy lifestyle changes SELL ME YOUR BOOK. (I still believe that ice cream =

Sameeeee. Also, just wait for year 32. It gets worse. Stay strong.

You sure that lady wasn’t a witch?

It’s funny, because I remember going to a party when I was about 22 and a 26 year old woman who wasn’t even that big just looked at me, shook her head, and said, “I used to be skinny like you. You just wait. In three or four years, this will be you.” I shrugged it off at the time, thinking Nope, genetics are on my

My mom and her sisters have always been average- to big-sized women, but everyone on my dad’s side of the family is “crackhead skinny,” as my brother used to say. I was always so thin, I was convinced I’d taken after dad’s side. NOPE! I eat relatively well and go for lots of walks, so I feel like this is just me now.

OMG right?! Especially because my mother has always been able to eat whatever she wanted and I grew up seeing her TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT. My dad isn’t a big person either. So I thought I was like that too...and slowly started gaining weight through the years and now I’m legitimately fat and can’t seem to grasp the

Oh, Cardi, I love you, but a lot of women under the age of 26 think they are “naturally skinny,” and they are not. I thought that once too. I thought that once too.

you need to alpha up your beta game

Hey Kirk, remember when I was laying odds on how quick we were gonna get this comment?