The Simpsons should’ve been canceled 20 seasons ago. With Shearer’s exit, they should really call it a day, but we’re talking broadcast television here so I’m sure nothing will change.

Considering both this and the recent trajectory of Jon Jones, the UFC is basically Bum Fights now.

UFC president Dana White said the promotion is only now falling in line with what has been standard practice in other professional sports organizations for years.

Totally brutal. These guys are paid so poorly as it is. I do miss the sport itself occasionally, but I’ve never regretted walking away from following the UFC a couple years ago.

leaving Chauncey off the list is a huge fail

F-Duck Phillips, dog killer

Where’s Lee Garner Jr? Joan is top 5 and Ginsberg should replace Bert Cooper in the top 10.

Diana the Waitress sucked and has been the worst part of this last stretch. The only good thing she did was getting Don out of New York and on his spirit quest across the country. She deserves to be last. And Kenny Cosgrove is top-10.

Because black people can only make movies about blackness and women can only make movies about womanhood, silly.

i hope she gets to direct both so angelina jolie won’t have a chance to ruin them

I can’t believe Bill Simmons was ever contemplating coming to work for this joint

I see no problem with these tweets, however I’m well aware of the context and perspective from which she speaks. Her biggest problem (not really) is the America-centricness of the tweets, but she’s a Black woman in America so I can’t be mad at that. White people are so sensitive. And that St. Patrick’s Day tweet has…

She wrote a lot of historically inaccurate Tweets about the history of slavery as practiced over history (basically claiming that slavery as we understand it was invented and exclusively practiced by Europeans).

She made incorrect statements about slavery, those were the only thing I took issue with. She tweeted that it was basically an European invention despite the fact that it was around and prolific for thousands of years before that.

What if came out that Goodell added a couple of games to Brady’s suspension just to fuck with Simmons? I’d need to take the afternoon off to celebrate properly and stop laughing (not in support of Goodell, of course. Just for the additional lunacy, pettiness, arbitrariness, etc.).

In spite of all of this, Donald Sterling’s negative impact on the human race still pales in comparison to Bill Simmons.

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

I honestly feel sorry for these guys. They were put in a situation where either they would refuse to break the rules and get fired, or they would do as they were told and get thrown under the bus when the team got caught. I can’t blame them for choosing the path that at least gave them a shot at not getting screwed.

No. There’s a reason why the rest of the Western world laughs the fuck out of your pathetic gun loving 3rd world nation. Even liberals who hate guns, are violent fools underneath who wish violence upon their enemies. Shooting a gun in public would result in jail time anywhere else in the Western world. if Zimmerman…

The one thing I learned from Gawker is that police are always wrong and 100% of them are racist.