Lolz. Comments like this make me hate the internet. You, anonymous deadspin message board poster, would not survive 1 minute locked in a room with an enraged Dwight Howard with a credible alabi and no witnesses.

Whoa. How many pages is that? Can I get it on a podcast at least? Is there a mailbag? Oh, I see....I really don’t have that kind of time.

But not the tip.

Why does it matter that the Rock is a registered Republican? I thought I read somewhere that he voted for Obama?

“My firing reminds me of the 1980 playoff series between the Celtics and 76ers, where in game 5, Larry Legend hit 5 of 19 from the field while Dr. J put up 25 ppg in the series. Bird got smoked in game five while I sat in the rafters of the Garden with my Dad. He sat that dumbfounded for a good 45 minutes before we…

A dumpster off of Yawkey Way?

Hand down, (wo)man down

Allow me to fill in the gaps here, folks:

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

So deadspin is officially in Hernandez's camp? I get that Deadspin has a liberal bias but this is a bit ridiculous.

Cameraman is most likely internal affairs. He found out who the cop was by running his plate.

From some angles he blocked it from hitting the rim. In my book that is a possibility of going in. Apparently in the history books as well.

Um, Stalin anybody? How many millions of deaths was he directly or indirectly responsible for?

I feel this way about Amy Adams.

Oh god I'm right there with you. I cannot stand Mary Louise Parker! I avoid all of her movies (except Fried Green Tomatoes) & tv shows. My reason is very petty: I don't like her delivery and cadence as an actress. She has this thing where she delivers a line, then she pauses and then acts all weird and spaced out.…

+1 for not allowing Ben Foster slander. If he makes your skin crawl, it means he was probably successful in achieving the desired effect in one of his roles. He was great in 3:10 To Yuma, among others.

Mary Louise Parker and Kate Mara. Don't know why, but they just irk me. I can never tell if their character is supposed to be the worst, or if they're the worst because they're playing them.

Fantastic news and it's good to see cooler heads prevail!

When you're worth hundreds of dollars like Steve Francis, everyone wants a piece of you.

Sorry, but I can't get excited about her until she wins a match via any other method than the arm bar.