Someone should tell him to embrace his dadbod and let go off roles that he is too old for. But given that evil David Miscavige is his only friend and constant enabler, I don’t see this happening.

Watching Harden methodically erode his defender’s balance and rhythm is like watching prime-years Roger Federer set some poor shlub up over the course of a rally.

Having Delonte West as a step-grandfather would be pretty awkward.

I mean, the penalty certainly doesn’t fit the crime, and I say this is someone who thinks it is absolutely hilarious that Brady might miss four games and that Kraft and Goodell are fracturing over it, but can you honestly believe that either Brady, Kraft, or both are not lying?

They’re warranted here! Did you see that crazy shit Doc was talking?!

Kanye is great, incredible even, but this was bad.

The Clippers never had what it took to close this one out. From their racist ex owner all the way down to Matt Barnes, this team was more ego than talent. Chris Paul, stop worrying about your “brand” and focus on the fact that your roll players don’t get any touches. Hey, Doc, your son stinks, stop playing him so…

As the owner of a hair trigger, who inwardly flips right the fuck out at the ‘What? Little old me?? What are you talking about? What’s happening? I didn’t do anything!” defense, I clicked play suspecting I might be Team Melissa, but no. I mean, if she thinks the woman was stealing that cookie straw and is now playing…

so you wanted him to die, but you hated the fact that others wanted him to die too?

What another stab in the gut to DC sports fans.

Bleacher Report to reprint the full thing at once, but spread over 17 slides.

The email is about 5,842 words too short and is lacking a Starsky and Hutch reference comparing them to the Clippers.

I don’t remember any guys, but you know what I haven’t seen in a while? Big League Chew.

Chris Chambers

Ron Mexico

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

WRONG!!!! Whites make up over 70% of the USA, and commit about 65% of the rapes. HOWEVER... Blacks make up only about 13% of the USA, and commit AT LEAST 32% of the rapes (NO SNITCHIN YO). Do you understand what that means? Can you do math? Have you ever heard the term “per capita statistics”?

DO SOME RESEARCH NEXT…

Absolute bullshit about restricting the junk food they can buy; useless, and just an asshole move made entirely to be an asshole. But I can totally get behind the drug testing bit. In fact, I think it’s a great idea that all states should implement. Why should working citizens have to dole out even more money in taxes…

The Simpsons should’ve been canceled 20 seasons ago. With Shearer’s exit, they should really call it a day, but we’re talking broadcast television here so I’m sure nothing will change.

Considering both this and the recent trajectory of Jon Jones, the UFC is basically Bum Fights now.