WHAT A TWIST!

SUED!

So is AMC confirming that the most exciting part of the entire season is going to be the shit people should have seen last season? Also, does that mean the quality of S7 significantly dips after the premier episode (no surprise there)? Because, so help me, they've got some balls if they actually plan to drag out the…

DC SHOULD JUST GIVE THIS FRANCHISE BACK TO MARVEL, AM I RIGHT?!

Fortunate Son, Bohemian Rhapsody, Sympathy For The Devil, and Spirit In The Sky? It's like somebody saw Guardians Of The Galaxy and immediately searched for "popular rock songs" on Spotify.

Remember when they gave the black hedgehog a gun?

Somewhat surprising was the fact that they didn't use the Barry searching for his mom episode to even reference how much Archer wanting to find out who his biological father was used to be a thing. Also, I was ready to assume that Archer was going to send his cyborg to Veronica's place while he went to wherever it is…

Did you just openly admit that the Simpsons is still making you laugh…?

SKATE [MOTHERFUCKING] 4, PLEASE!

WELL THE YEARS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'…

People can talk all they want about how all Marvel movies are essentially the same at this point, but I can't help thinking their way of doing things might actually work well in a Fantastic Four movie.

MGSV - Metallic Archaea: I cannot stress enough how goddamned frustrating this fight was. I eventually had to borderline cheat my way through because I just wanted to move on. In retrospect, a lot of Phantom Pain was maybe underwhelming, but the gameplay, at least, was top notch up to that point.

I have heard nothing but good things about Tom Holland so far, and it's super unfair to judge a performance based off a few pieces of dialogue in a trailer, but I'm going into this fully expecting to hate his Spider-Man as a once huge fan of the comics. Something about his voice or something just rubs me the wrong…

We're going to war… FOREVER!

The game is apparently good.

"Up Your Arse"

Goddamnit, is there really gonna be a phase 4…?

Do you not remember the whole 40-something seconds of people rioting and stuff? Come on, pay attention!

She should be less concerned with who her parents are and more concerned with the fact that her cool character was forced to play second fiddle to another fan-favorite character who maybe shouldn't have been so heavily shoehorned into the movie to begin with. Also, I hope her parents are nobodys.

Not yet, but just wait for C-3PO #2 later this year!