Batman V Superman: None More Black

"I'm sorry, Tony, but the element you're trying to make simply cannot exist. It's impossible. Do you hear me? This is not going to ever happen and there's no way you can change that."

How many more times will we have to see "MARVEL FANBOY" posted all over every bad review for this movie, I wonder? Meanwhile, I seldom see any fans of Marvel films attempt to justify Iron Man 2. Or Iron Man 3.

Iron Man 2 had to be better than something, I guess.

That's because Trump has convinced us all to shit all over illegal immigrants.

I think I just saw that it's going to Hulu.

Dammit, and I JUST BOUGHT Dolphin Tale!

Do something, Spidey, please!

Michonne hasn't really had anything to do since she started doing Rick.

Didn't Matt totally torture some dude and throw him off a roof to his almost death? I'm sure Punisher would approve of that.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays all those people?!

The group finally comes face to face with [WHO'S NEGAN?!] and Maggie is killed, with Glenn powerless to do anything about it. This finally forces him to maybe reconsider selflessly trying to save everyone all the time. Ultimately, Negan is captured and Glenn argues for him to be kept prisoner, despite what he did to…

WE NEED PICTURES OF UNDEROOS!

WE NEED PICTURES OF UNDEROOS!

I mean, they could still totally do that, right?

"Spider-Man?!"
"Who were you expecting? Peter Pan?"

I'm excited to see all of these super dramatic exchanges immediately be followed by tension-breaking jokes.

And he occassionally has to inject himself to supress his nano-machines? I see where you're going with this.

AC/DC touring without Brian Johnson would be like AC/DC touring without Bon Scott.

. . . WHAT?!