The writers have kind of cornered themselves at this point. Kill Glenn off, and suddenly all of those other close calls he's had up to this point - especially the SUPER RIDICULOUS AND DRAWN OUT ONE - are made even more super ridiculous. Spare him in favor of another - arguably more deserving - character, and it seems…

Thanks, Spidey!

Carol actually shared a moment with Tobin(?) right around when they first got to Alexandria in season 5. He offered to teach her how to shoot or something, as you typically do when you're trying to flirt with someone. That doesn't make it that much less dumb, but there was something there.

Morgan still doesn't like killing people and Carol now sympathizes with him, most likely because she's tired of having to blow people up. Speaking of Carol, good for her for telling the pregnant woman that she maybe shouldn't have come on this potentially life threatening mission. Glenn and Heath losing their killing…

Thank God! I was afraid this teaser would spoil Flight 462 for me!

Sonic Highways? More like Chronic Migraines, am I right?!

Can they seriously not just find some other actress who vaguely resembles Michelle Tanner for this role they're so desperately trying to fill? Is Full House such a sacred franchise? They could even make some kind of fourth wall-breaking joke about how it's a different actress. People love fourth wall breaks! What a…

"The Assassins kill without remorse in the name of the common folk, but they do so in secret, answerable only to each other, without being accountable to the people they claim to represent." This is why we need the Superhuman Registration Act!

I once watched my friend play this game with Bob Ross' Twitch stream snapped onto the side.

"Endless Nameless" is awesome.

I'm sure Rosita will end up having revenge sex with Eugene once Abraham gives her the boot. That, or one of them will just, you know, die or something.

"…right off the 'bat.'" - Good one, writers.

It's always nice to see Rick & Co. acknowledge the fact that they've become unstoppable killing machines who (probably) won't ever die, and this scenario is pretty much the funniest possible version of that. Also, I like Abraham as a character, but I really don't care about who he does or doesn't want to be in a…

Good one, Arby's!

This game is like Skyrim with no guns.

Cavemen had radars?

This episode would've been a really good mid-season premier. I'm not sure why last week's episode wasn't the mid-season finale - because that would've also made a lot more sense - but I guess I'm not the dude in charge here.

DUCK!

In the interest of coming back with both a figurative and literal bang, the writers of the show opted to not make this the mid-season finale. That's really too bad, because this would have done wonders for those first eight episodes, I think. There would have been significantly fewer filler moments, that whole big…

No Police Truck? Bad job, internet.