I mean, why bother ruining the careers of so many privileged white males when there’s a woman you can throw under the bus and pretend this was dealt with?

that would be very, very british. Sort of like removing a case from risk of trial by combat by making up a guy you supposedly leased your land to called John Doe, and then the guy who says he really owns it makes up a guy called Rich Roe, and you argue about these theoretical people paying you to lease the land rather…

Wow, I think this is the first reference I’ve seen to the Magicians. Well done. 

THIS.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

He’d be boning Pence’s wife in front of him if she was hot.

That could be a problem. When breaking Senate ties with his vote, Vice President Incitatus would be able to vote “neigh” only, no matter the issue.

Clydesdales are very strong on the border.

It’s important to recognize that this is a symptom of Woody Allen’s manipulative and abusive behavior, not just someone on their bullshit again.

Or in ScarJo’s case, both.

Nominating a horse to own the libs.

John Elway has Trump-like political ambition, but I don’t think he’s going to be the pick if Pence gets dumped.

“This horse is my best friend, and my lover”

That’s what I was going to say, they have Tessa, the queen of bisexuals, no one at Marvel will care about Kristen Stewart’s love life.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

And look like it’s no big deal is what blows my mind! It’s like “Oh, this person weighs no more than a feather, I shall lift them over my head...”

Put down half full even.

If you shank them somewhere that allows them to move their hands you can demand they clean their own blood puddle up. Or Jodi Arias it but without pictures.

I like how in the film, the American scientist meets up with his Russian counterparts on the space station, very cordial and friendly and familiar with each other, asking after families and children.   In Cold War 1968, this was quite something, a dream of cooperation in the future.  

Nearly every public / municipal ISP in the US has been a success. Nearly every one is also getting sued / lobbied against by telecom providers.

That sounds like what happened to the restaurants at National Harbor in MD when MAGFest moved over there in 2012. The first year I think they only warned the restaurants to expect about 3000 for the weekend (it was the limit they were bumping up against at their old hotel). Instead it exploded to over 6100 and most of…