Well, I don’t know if there was an official ceremony but I remember Mitt Romney saying that when he heard the news he pulled over to the side of the road and cried tears of joy. Then again, maybe there was a ceremony. Maybe they had Mormon Oprah, or MOprah if you will, giving them away like “You get a soul! You get a…

Same here! I haven’t watched a full NFL game (other than Super Bowls) in probably a decade, but by God I’ll check out every J’Ville article for a ration of Jason Mendoza.

I’ve never been approved on the root, and I’m 100% cool with that. the last place this place needs is more white guys yappin’ on and on. 

He comes off as a total douchebag. Which, alone, isn’t enough to boot him. But if you have a talented cast full of people everyone cares more about then it’s enough of a reason not to bother with him. 

Oh my god, that’s fucking genius. I don’t have the words to sufficiently convey how much I want that to happen.

THIS is so true. He never had any intention of “running the country”, what with his three hour work days et al, what he saw it as was a business opportunity.

How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

Nothing says “opulence” like wearing clothes named for a big, obnoxious bird that shits absolutely everywhere. This spring I’m debuting my new luxury line “Incontinent Pigeon With Hormone Disorder”. Dickies and snoods will start at $8000 dollars. No dirty poors please. 

Yeah, and you also draft Aslan, because Narnians are basically Nigerians. Like, there are closets in Lagos that go to Narnia, and it’s got a lot of the same letters.

That’s a quote from Jim Tomsula’s book: Frugality on a Budget

Awesome Beckett reference!

I literally just finished watching the Explained episode on monogamy on Netflix - it does a great job of dissect and discussing the unnaturalness of monogamy and the history of the modern marriage paradigm and how and why it came to be what it is. Monogamy as a standard of love, that all ppl must subscribe to for…

Nathan Fucking Peterman just competed in a NFL game.

I have a feeling that they’ll turn it around somehow. All they need is a defense, an offense, and some rule changes.

Fire everyone involved. I’m done now, I have a zero tolerance policy for this kind of shit.

No waaaaay would Kavanaugh ever want to stand up in an actual real court case with what he’s got. His boolshit only flies with testerical Republican senators.

Don’t forget ignorant of sexual boundaries.

This is why the climate is so scary for men. You can have five women come out of nowhere and accuse you of stuff you did, and maybe because of the whims of the news cycle, people take it seriously for a little bit, and you have to lower your profile for a while before your fellow mediocrities welcome you back into the…

I testified in court that my husband raped me, shortly after I gave birth to our son. My parents were there. They had never heard that before.

In addition to being a teenager, you also had to be part of Gen X; raised on cynicism.  Today’s teenagers are more angry and motivated and politically active (and they have every reason to be).