His uncle owned the theatre?

Kevin McCarthy: YOU’RE NEXT! YOU’RE NEXT!

But have they solved the problem of the mayostard expiring before the mustardayonnaise?

Good for The Simpsons! It’s nice to know that even after fifteen-plus years of not watching it, the show can still make me feel indifferent to it.

lol “I’ve hidden my Muslim birth certificate at the bottom of Lake Michigan.”

“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! THERE ARE THREE LIGHTS!”

you jest...but i totally had a microsecond of excitement that it had something to do with star trek...and then i was sad.

Meanwhile, H.P. Lovecraft remains undisputed champion in the category of Great Non-Euclidean Novel.

I love it when some idiot who thinks he scoring really big points says they’ve been coached. I’m like yeah, and...

“Suck it libtard Hulu!!!”  

JAWS is such a marvel of construction - the writing, direction and editing all come together so well, there’s literally never a dull moment - yet it’s not exhausting or over-the-top. It’s completely absorbing - and yes, the human moments are a big part of the reason why. You see that sad little torn-up raft, and then…

I kinda love that you skipped right past bulls and went full rhino.

The USS Indianapolis was in the screenplay, but only a quarter-page originally. Another writer went hog-wild over it and expanded it to ten pages. Shaw then cut it to to size - he didn’t “add” it, but it was most definitely his work.

I don’t know: I read this as a bit of dom-to-sub speak, which would preclude asserting his agency. It’s pretty clear from his note that PAUSES knows (at least intellectually) that he has the right to cancel—he could, in his words, safe-word a refusal. But you’re right that it was a shame that Dan didn’t address…

Is the “I want to post on Savage Love, but I actually can’t stand all that weird sex shit” syndrome indicative of a very particular fetish, or just a garden variety overcompensation for repressed desires? Discuss.

Parallax was in the GL movie? Man, I forgot the shit out of that flick, and I feel great about that.

I grew up reading comics, and I still read comics, and yeah I’ve read more Marvel than DC but it’s not exclusive by any means, and I still have NO IDEA who Steppenwolf is.

Maybe the bars that decapitated the kid were doing their job, maybe they weren’t. Should it really be up to the media, with its anti-decapitation bias, to decide?

Escobar acknowledged that he has suspended the server involved in the incident for a week without pay after he discovered that she asked a group of black teens to pay for their meals upfront.

The case was dismissed “with reverse prejudice, which is the REAL prejudice problem in this country”