I think that comparison is extremely unfair to Al Capone. Sure, he might have had a lot of guys killed, but he didn’t put kids in cages by the thousands.

MAGA chuds wouldn’t fall in line behind Pence, because he’s ultimately a gutless, charisma-free grey waste of a man who’s too timid to unleash his hateful id on camera the way Trump does. He’d go back to respecting protesters while disagreeing with them and cordially chatting with his esteemed political opponents and…

Let me put it this way. Is there anything, anything at all that would be different in the lyrics if she didn’t?

“Our ‘K-9', they say. I call it a dog. I invented that word, ‘dog’. Just came up with it right off the top of my head! They should put that in the history textbooks. ‘Our Glorious Leader, Donald Trump, invented dogs in 2019.’ Ivanka, can you make that happen?”

That’s it exactly. It’s like watching Dracula call out vegans for using honey in their tea. Even if he’s technically right, it’s still horrible to find yourself agreeing with him. :)

I think the best way to handle it was demonstrated by President Obama, when he met Michele. She said, “I don’t date coworkers,” and he said, “Then I’ll quit. I can find another job.”

Those are the three genders, after all. Boy, girl, and robot.

Oh my god. I hadn’t thought about it that way until you said it, and now I’m tearing up. That is such a good read on the episode and character.

Most of them were saying, “Booo-urns!”

I’m glad you mentioned that they are medically necessary and prescribed in certain situations, because I’m sure some people are looking at this going, “Medicinal... dildos? Are they a thing now?”

I really want to believe they’ve made a mistake—when they take up the debate of “are trans people valid”, everyone understands that means the other side gets a chance to talk too. And when you hear trans people talk about their struggles for acceptance, contrasted against the foam-at-the-mouth bigotry of the Right, I…

It is 100% child abuse and I wish you could have been born to a more supportive and loving family. The world is a better place with you in it, and we’re all glad you survived.

The thing is, it’s really impossible to erase that power dynamic from the relationship. If I, your boss, ask you to unload the dishwasher in my capacity as your significant other, it’s just not feasible for you to somehow not know that I’m your boss before you decide to point out that you’ve unloaded the dishwasher…

Y’know, I honestly somehow didn’t expect a story with that headline to be worse than it sounded, but... wow. What the fuck?

There’s no one in the organization - hell, probably in any sports organization - that can admit that a man was wrong and a woman was right. These guys are steeped in toxic masculinity, and it messes with their heads.

He was a voice of for the forgotten!

He absolutely does, and you will be spending quite a few centuries burning in hell for your decision to cheer on violent threats against a woman’s life for something as harmless as who she has sex with. Enjoy the flaming pitchforks!

There’s two of them in addition to Lizzo, so I think they’re each 33 1/3rd percent that bitch. You can just round off, though.

“Look, I’m not saying that ‘having an affair with some dude’ is morally equivalent to ‘conspiring with foreign powers to rig the 2020 election’, all I’m saying is that it’s really suspicious that you’re talking about one and not the other.”

Look, he can’t turn himself into a gorilla of hair plugs and afford to keep the lava moat running. Won’t someone think of the poor beleagured billionaires?