“Our ‘K-9', they say. I call it a dog. I invented that word, ‘dog’. Just came up with it right off the top of my head! They should put that in the history textbooks. ‘Our Glorious Leader, Donald Trump, invented dogs in 2019.’ Ivanka, can you make that happen?”

4th Edition had its merits, dammit!

No, a very few didn’t. Those loud, whiny assholes are the only people you’ve been listening to, because their opinions mirror your own, but you are a tiny minority in among the hundreds of millions of people who watched and loved the movie. You want to know what a Star Wars flop looks like? Go watch ‘Solo’.

Man, I wish I could have a few 1.3 billion dollar failures on my resume.

That’s it exactly. It’s like watching Dracula call out vegans for using honey in their tea. Even if he’s technically right, it’s still horrible to find yourself agreeing with him. :)

My standing joke is that science has so thoroughly proved the existence of magic that they now know how to error-correct for it. “Well, our new medicine has been proven to reduce symptoms 40% better than magic alone!”

I think the best way to handle it was demonstrated by President Obama, when he met Michele. She said, “I don’t date coworkers,” and he said, “Then I’ll quit. I can find another job.”

Those are the three genders, after all. Boy, girl, and robot.

Oh my god. I hadn’t thought about it that way until you said it, and now I’m tearing up. That is such a good read on the episode and character.

Most of them were saying, “Booo-urns!”

I’m glad you mentioned that they are medically necessary and prescribed in certain situations, because I’m sure some people are looking at this going, “Medicinal... dildos? Are they a thing now?”

I really want to believe they’ve made a mistake—when they take up the debate of “are trans people valid”, everyone understands that means the other side gets a chance to talk too. And when you hear trans people talk about their struggles for acceptance, contrasted against the foam-at-the-mouth bigotry of the Right, I…

It is 100% child abuse and I wish you could have been born to a more supportive and loving family. The world is a better place with you in it, and we’re all glad you survived.

The thing is, it’s really impossible to erase that power dynamic from the relationship. If I, your boss, ask you to unload the dishwasher in my capacity as your significant other, it’s just not feasible for you to somehow not know that I’m your boss before you decide to point out that you’ve unloaded the dishwasher…

Y’know, I honestly somehow didn’t expect a story with that headline to be worse than it sounded, but... wow. What the fuck?

There’s no one in the organization - hell, probably in any sports organization - that can admit that a man was wrong and a woman was right. These guys are steeped in toxic masculinity, and it messes with their heads.

He was a voice of for the forgotten!

He absolutely does, and you will be spending quite a few centuries burning in hell for your decision to cheer on violent threats against a woman’s life for something as harmless as who she has sex with. Enjoy the flaming pitchforks!

I loved loved LOVED their Barbie and Hello Kitty episodes. The really hard gender line they pushed onto kids meant I didn’t get a lot of perspective on “girl’s toys”, so it was very nice to see a respectful discussion of the importance of those toy lines. I’m sure the MLP one is going to be just as good.

There’s two of them in addition to Lizzo, so I think they’re each 33 1/3rd percent that bitch. You can just round off, though.